Ducks and Convicts...now THERE'S a title

I have several posts that I'm in the middle of...mainly halloween stuff. I know I'm such a lagger, but I'll get there. In the meantime, today, the boy and I headed to a park during the lunch hour. Usually he's sleeping during lunchtime, which means I don't get to the park as often as I should. But since he's getting more molars and has been downright nasty and not napping as well as I'd like him to, I decided to keep him up and get some fresh air and burn some energy off of this kid. I had a loaf of bread in the freezer, so I grabbed it and decided we should go feed the ducks in Oceano. I put the loaf on my dashboard and turned on my defroster hoping to thaw out the bread, which was kinda funny because I had a few errands (bank, post office, etc) to run and I did it all with a loaf of bread on my dashboard. Got a few funny looks but it worked, and by the time we got to the park, we had squishy bread!

It was freezing down there and windy as could be, so I put made Adam put his hood up which made me laugh because he looked like such a little goblin running around. He of course made a beeline for the water, so I had to keep him from going right in...which he would have done - given the opportunity - and then I started to toss out some bread for the birds and ducks. He was dazzled by them (enough to stop wanting to get in the water anyway) and I forgot how ruthless and evil some of those birds can be! damn seagulls kept snatching it all away from the poor mallards. Anyway, it was interesting - but way too cold and windy, and every little movement caused a huge flock to fly around and I could just see myself getting crapped on, so we made it a quick bread tossing adventure.

Then we hit the park - which was toasty warm in the sun and not at all windy. Adam quickly made friends with two other boys there and as always ran around for a bit and then headed directly for the swings. He LOVES to swing...and nine times out of ten, we leave the park with him screaming his bloody head off because we had to take him out of the swing. But I love that smile, and the laughs and giggles that come out of him while swinging make the fuss totally worth it.

I got to chatting with another mom that was there and we were both pushing our kids for at least 20 minutes, and then we saw a white van pull up and a bunch of prisoners from CMC in yellow jumpsuits (you know, the ones you see working on the side of the road every so often) jumped out and piled onto a couple of picnic benches to eat lunch. There was ONE guard with them, and it just creeped us out because they were literally like 20 feet from the playground and sort of leering at all the mom's...so I decided it was time to go, as did the mom next to me. I noticed a few others leaving as I was getting into the car, and then a busload of kids from a school showed up, looked like they were on a field trip or something and you could tell some of the teachers and parents were eyeballing each other. I felt so weird about it - and wondered why in the heck the guard would bring them to a fricking playground full of kids to eat lunch. I have half a mind to call CMC and find out if that's even allowed. I certainly didn't feel comfortable staying there, with all of them watching...but who knows - maybe I'm being over-protective. What do you all think? Would you have felt the same way?

Harried mother moment of the day...

I spent almost all morning at the office with Adam in tow...which can be kinda nutty sometimes - although my boss is super cool and doesn't mind him being there. We'd been there a couple of hours before he started to melt down because it was getting closer and closer to naptime - and I spent the last 15 minutes of my time there cleaning up after him and putting things away. My phone kept ringing, but it was the lunch hour, so I didn't answer it - but in a frenzy of trying to get all my crap in the car, and heft Adam into his carseat...I ended up mindlessly tucking my phone into my shirt (funny how those ladies sometimes create a good pocket for random things isn't it?) so I could have my hands free. We got on the road around 12:45 and headed to the bank so I could deposit my check. Annoyingly, my bank does not have a drive thru, and hubs has my ATM card - so I parked...got my deposit ready...and unloaded Adam so we could go inside. Course there was a line - but it usually moves pretty fast, so we waited. Problem is, Adam is at that age where he'd rather be running around wreaking havoc, then being held by me...so he was a bit squirmy - and pointing and jabbering and basically turning on the charm for all the people in line with us.
At one point I was next in line, and the guy behind me goes "so how old is this little guy?"
and I smiled and answered "a year and a half"
and the man then says "I take it he's your first"
and I answered "yup - he sure is"
and he goes "I can tell"

And I was about to ask him WHY he could tell...because I thought that was kind of a wierd thing to say, except that at that exact moment - MY CLEAVAGE RANG.
Yes...I forgot to take the friggin phone out of my bra - and not only was it ringing - but I usually keep it on vibrate as well...so I had a vibrating, ringing, rectangle of fun inside my bra..in front of a big line of people. AND the guy behind me smirking with a raised eyebrow.

CRIMONY

It was at that point, my angelic son reached his hand down my shirt - pulled out my phone and held it to his ear saying "HI DADDEE!"

Awesome...