Harried mother moment of the day...

I spent almost all morning at the office with Adam in tow...which can be kinda nutty sometimes - although my boss is super cool and doesn't mind him being there. We'd been there a couple of hours before he started to melt down because it was getting closer and closer to naptime - and I spent the last 15 minutes of my time there cleaning up after him and putting things away. My phone kept ringing, but it was the lunch hour, so I didn't answer it - but in a frenzy of trying to get all my crap in the car, and heft Adam into his carseat...I ended up mindlessly tucking my phone into my shirt (funny how those ladies sometimes create a good pocket for random things isn't it?) so I could have my hands free. We got on the road around 12:45 and headed to the bank so I could deposit my check. Annoyingly, my bank does not have a drive thru, and hubs has my ATM card - so I parked...got my deposit ready...and unloaded Adam so we could go inside. Course there was a line - but it usually moves pretty fast, so we waited. Problem is, Adam is at that age where he'd rather be running around wreaking havoc, then being held by me...so he was a bit squirmy - and pointing and jabbering and basically turning on the charm for all the people in line with us.
At one point I was next in line, and the guy behind me goes "so how old is this little guy?"
and I smiled and answered "a year and a half"
and the man then says "I take it he's your first"
and I answered "yup - he sure is"
and he goes "I can tell"

And I was about to ask him WHY he could tell...because I thought that was kind of a wierd thing to say, except that at that exact moment - MY CLEAVAGE RANG.
Yes...I forgot to take the friggin phone out of my bra - and not only was it ringing - but I usually keep it on vibrate as well...so I had a vibrating, ringing, rectangle of fun inside my bra..in front of a big line of people. AND the guy behind me smirking with a raised eyebrow.

CRIMONY

It was at that point, my angelic son reached his hand down my shirt - pulled out my phone and held it to his ear saying "HI DADDEE!"

Awesome...