Thursday, October 07, 2010

Note to Self...

Don't give the child lotion to "play" with during a diaper change, (despite the screeching and unbelievable strength and squirmability of said child...do they make 2T straightjackets? cause I'd be all over that...)  even if you THINK he can't get the darn thing open because he will at some point run off and you will forget he has it until there is 5 minutes of silence and you realize with great dread that you will probably be cleaning up a mess of some sort.  Silence equals disaster in the house of a toddler (or maybe it's just my toddler, although I doubt it)






Immediately following the taking of these pictures would be me chasing this little monster around the house who proceeded to touch EVERY FRICKIN THING he could before I could get the lotion off his hands.  Damn he's fast.    Thank God for baby wipes is all I'm sayin...

6 comments:

k said...

AHH! We've had that exact same thing happen no less than three times in the last few weeks. At some point, I figure Husband and I will start remembering to put the lotion out of his reach.

Kelly said...

But Momma. I just wanna go to the beach. Isn't this lotion you put on me before we go out??

Yikes!

Joanna said...

I swear, baby wipes have some super special skills (McGiver can shove the duct tape where the sun doesn't shine, because..frankly, baby wipes are the sh*t)

I'm sure you're house smelled awesome :)

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That's awesome that you won the giveaway on Jeanette's blog! How fun!

Kim and Brian said...

Funny, Kara always wants the lotion too during a diaper change. I will now be more "aware" when giving it to her, hahahaha! BTW, I am in for the toddler straight jacket idea too - diaper changes have become a nightmare!