Nine times out of ten this means that I might steal a few seconds alone but then inevitably Adam will follow me and start asking questions "whatcha doin mama?" - "hey mama, you got stinks?" - you get my drift. It's awkward....and annoying that I can't poop in peace...but to avoid him running amok while I'm in there, it's what I gotta do. I am the fastest pooper in the west.
2 minutes in the bathroom = 1 hour clean-up
What - A - STINKER